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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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Chrysolina brunsvicensis is a species of leaf beetle in the genus Chrysolina. It is associated with plants of the genus Hypericum.
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Runaway Dog is the second album by Chicago rock band Retirement Party, released on May 15, 2020, through Counter Intuitive Records.
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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