{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"type":"standard","title":"Countdown to Danger","displaytitle":"Countdown to Danger","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q131315536","titles":{"canonical":"Countdown_to_Danger","normalized":"Countdown to Danger","display":"Countdown to Danger"},"pageid":78436132,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/04/Countdown_to_Danger_film_Opening_titles_%281967%29.png/330px-Countdown_to_Danger_film_Opening_titles_%281967%29.png","width":320,"height":226},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Countdown_to_Danger_film_Opening_titles_%281967%29.png","width":376,"height":265},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269699028","tid":"7f3c038d-d395-11ef-afc9-f3334d88b8e5","timestamp":"2025-01-15T23:07:31Z","description":"1967 British film by Peter Seabourne","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Danger","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Danger?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Danger?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Countdown_to_Danger"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Danger","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Countdown_to_Danger","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Danger?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Countdown_to_Danger"}},"extract":"Countdown to Danger is a 1967 British children's adventure film directed and written by Peter Seabourne and starring David Macalister, Paul Martin, Angela Lee and Penny Spencer. It was produced by A. Frank Bundy for the Children's Film Foundation.","extract_html":"
Countdown to Danger is a 1967 British children's adventure film directed and written by Peter Seabourne and starring David Macalister, Paul Martin, Angela Lee and Penny Spencer. It was produced by A. Frank Bundy for the Children's Film Foundation.
"}{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
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